A look
back on the previous decade of dog's changing role in society by
the imitable Ian Shoales, a nom de plume
of Merle Kessler, who is part of Duck’s Breath Mystery Theatre
and the author of four books. Ian’s most recent outing (written
with J. Raoul Brody), is the performance piece, Slouching Towards
Disneyland, which displayed itself at the Marsh Theater in
San Francisco in November 2007.
"Around the
time that scoopable litter was invented back in the ’80s,
cats as pets in America began to outnumber dogs. And our attitude
toward dogs began to change. We started to get a bit more finicky.
We don’t
want dogs with long hair because we have allergies. We don’t
want dogs who shed because we hate to clean house. We don’t
want dogs who bark because it’s annoying. We don’t
want dogs who growl at strangers because we might get sued. We
certainly don’t want dogs who bite.
We’re looking for
something playful, but not something that knocks over furniture.
No scratching, please. Come when I call you, but don’t
be needy.…"
Listen to Ian read his whole essay, or pick up
a copy of the Jan/Feb issue of Bark to read it.
Click the 'play' icon below to begin, but be patient, it may take
a moment to begin playing.