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A Canine All-Star Baseball Team

It’s time dog lovers had their own all-star baseball team. To qualify, one needs only a name or nickname dog-related. Each of the following players were major leaguers:

Manager: William “Ruff” Carrigan
Coaches: Bob “The Flea” Lillis, Joe “Poodles” Hutcheson
Umpires: Al Barker, Aaron Pointer
1B: Henry “Bow Wow” Arft
2B: Charles Bassett
SS: George Bone
3B: Bill “Mad Dog” Madlock
LF: Leon “Daddy Wags” Wagner
CF: Clyde “Pooch” Barnhardt
RF: Eddie “Greyhound” Milner
C: Clint “Toy Bulldog” Courtney
P: Henry “Great Dane” Rasmussen

In the bullpen: Marcus “Fido” Baldwin; James “Collie” Colliflower; Orel “Bulldog” Hershiser; William “Bird Dog” Hopper.

On the bench: John “Scotty” Alcock; William “Spot” Bethea; James Bowser; Anton “Mutz” Ens; George “Doggie” Miller; Freddie “The Flea” Patek; George “Pooch” Puccinelli; Dino “Dingo” Restelli; John “Mutt” Riddle; Lewis “Old Dog” Ritter.

 

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